If I had to pick a name for a rabbi I would probally choose :"Rabbi Urban B. Bourbon" .
It just has the perfect bling bling ring to it. I also like the connotations.
Will you be my Rabbi ?
About Me
- Jaded Topaz
- Just tryin to fix the focus I've managed to fabricate with the wrong materials, mainly, polyester platitudes and rayon reasonings. I used to always take the scenic route, I've subsequently come to understand it's just a fucking distraction and a waste of energy. I love arguing/the truth/color and the care bears. Frequent trips to amusement parks is of equal importance..... as is the recurring pipe dream to subsequently avoid the long term hurt generally associated with impulsive short term oriented - sharp ,living on the edge choices of Jaded ,Jittery and Sparkly Crystal. Stuff I learnt = "The grass is always greener when confined to small circular metal spaces for decorative purposes only","When life gives you lemons make lemondrops and drink until you dont know the difference between spent faith and spent effort".... I'm also a sucker for sequins.
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The world already has a:
Rabbi Wein
Rabbi Beers
Also if Rabbi Bourgon was arabic his name is probably pronounced Urban Ibn Bourban.
At least if one was sober...
Kind of rolls smoothely off the palette... and down the gullet...
Lol, thanx for the alcohol themed rabbi names.
Now we need to work on spiritual themed cocktails and hardcore drink mixes.
Maybe if the toasts are spiritual slogans, the way too much imbibing and mixed company wont even matter any more.
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