Friday, February 08, 2008

A Mystical Message to Spiritual Telemarketers and Pledge Redeemers

The only spiritual institution I would consider supporting these days , for starters would be this sex museum pictured above.
Just wanted to do a quick shout out specifically to the pledge redeemer folks that keep sending me pledge reminders over at the non-profit organization for non-profit activities .
I'd rather support fine New York City museums such as the MuseumofSex than redeem my pledges . I hereby dis-pledge and dis-own- again, those pledges, please move on persistent pests the postal service doesnt run on spirituality, thank you.
But the question still remains :
If I relocate to a far away city like Bangor Maine , Hope Alaska, New Orleans or Hawaii and immerse myself in or start a new organization like the "Good Heart and No Soul" Association for religion free living and the finest in atheist philosophies ,
WILL I STILL RECEIVE INECCESSANT PLEDGE REMINDERS FROM SPIRITUAL TELEMARKETING ORGANIZATION(S) THAT I HAVE NO INTENTION OF SUPPORTING for pledges I have disowned long ago due to inner spiritual discontentment ?
Ok I made a mistake in 1999 and 2000 and pledged minimal amounts to help concepts that I no longer want to/ wish to /or care to support how can you possible understand otherwise.
Im assuming this outfit is a not for profit racketeer commitee, I havent received any goods or services in return for the aformentioned pledge.
I do hope that any pseudo chance at winning a trip around the world scenario that might have been taken place at the time the pledge was pledged, does not render this a formal agreement. I'm not sure how a one out of a gazillion chance to win a trip to faraway lands would constitue a contract in which we are both acting in response to a mutal committment. But I didnt win so that should not be an issue. ok clear got that , I dont want to hear about any likelihood of confusion issues.
In addition, please note I was under some religious influence and I answered the call in error and clearly I wasn't thinking straight !
Just let it go already for G-ds sake. You guys are worse than vaccum cleaner insurance suckers.
It is now 2008 and I have been studiously ignoring your reminders, mailed to an address that i'm no longer residing at for almost a decade. Don't postage costs mean anything to you guys.
I believe it would be safe to assume at this point in time nearly a decade later , that
I DONT PLAN ON FOLLOWING THRU WITH THE PLEDGES,
Call it a change of heart and mind if you must.
You guys need to update your database software before you start annoying the fucking hell out of nice kind considerate polite and erudite sinners.
Its all about being nice ! And considerate. And caring of course.
Have a merry Friday!

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